March 2012
23 posts
When I find out the guy I'm talking to plays an...
whatshouldwecallme:
I’m just like,
When someone cute calls me cute
whatshouldwecallme:
Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
“I’ve been forced to explain homosexuality to my kids (aged 3 and 4) because...”
– (via brennando)
“He’s also just at the age where he’s starting to understand dick jokes. There...”
– Mark Hoppus, on his son, Jack (via fightingthe-gravity)
