When I find out the guy I'm talking to plays an...
whatshouldwecallme: I’m just like,
When someone cute calls me cute
Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
I’ve been forced to explain homosexuality to my kids (aged 3 and 4) because...– (via brennando)
He’s also just at the age where he’s starting to understand dick jokes. There...– Mark Hoppus, on his son, Jack (via fightingthe-gravity)